Bachelor Behavior

Romeo and Juliet: The Sequel

Let’s indulge in a fantasy that Shakespeare’s final act of the now infamous tale of star-crossed Italian lovers was accidentally lost.

It’s That Time Again

Overpriced parking, Jack Nicholson’s entourage, outrageous hotel rates, and beautiful Kentucky women dressed in their seasonal finest, strutting through the crowd at...

Tender From Tinder: Part 1

I was lying in the Hammam at The Standard in South Beach, when it suddenly occurred to me that I could use some...


Miyamoto Musashi, the great sword duelist from Edo period Japan, once said that he won the first half of his duels with...

The Wedding

My neighbor Sven recently asked me what it was like to be married.